Quotes- 162 Candles
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- Lexi: Well let’s hope she’s [Elena] better than the last girl you got a sprung over.
- Stefan: You didn’t even know Katherine.
- Lexi: ‘Cause if I did I’d kick her ass.. old bitch. Speaking of.. where’s Damon???
- Stefan: Inflicting misery somewhere.
- Stefan: Katherine and Elena may look the same on the outside, but on the inside they are completely different.
- Lexi: Oh.. so Elena’s not a raging bitch then, huh?
- Lexi: So.. this Elena girl. She’ll come around, I’m sure of it. Have you had sex yet???
- Stefan: No…
- Lexi: Sex always works. I mean, you’ll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex she’ll be yours forever.
- Stefan: Well, you see this isn’t about.. sex or.. or compulsion or any of our other tricks. She has to want to be with me on her own terms.
- Lexi: Wow.. that’s sounded all mature and grown up.
- Stefan: Well, I’m not getting any older.
- (…)
- Stefan: Elena is warm and kind and caring and selfless and it’s real. When I’m around her, I completely forget where I am.
- Lexi: Oh my God… You’re in love with her.
- Stefan: Yup… Yeah I am…
- Lexi: Wow…
- Damon: Hello Lexi.. what an unexpected surprise.
- Lexi: Unexpected surprise? I think the wrong brother went back to high school.
- Damon: Aww… You mean you didn’t come all this way to see me???
- Lexi: That’s it, Damon. After a century, I finally realize death means nothing without you.. to me.
- Damon: Why are you so mean to me?…
- Lexi: Ah.. have you met you? You’re not a nice person.
- Damon: Well.. because I’m a vampire.
- Lexi: But you’re only the bad parts.
- Jeremy: Want to keep it down over there?
- Jenna: Why, what are you doing?
- Jeremy: Homework.
- Elena: Since when do you do homework?
- Jeremy: I got to finish this, I’m way behind and I have a quiz tomorrow so.
- Elena: What do you think..Alien?
- Jenna: Some sort of replicate.
- Jeremy: He can hear you.
- Caroline: Well are you having a good time?
- Damon: Do you have my crystal???
- Caroline: No…
- Damon: Then I’m not having a good time.
- Stefan: (to Lexi) *awkwardly dancing* Just do me a favor… Tell me if you see Damon with his camera phone.
- Damon: Stefan smiles… Alert the media!
- Elena: You haven’t given him a lot of reasons to be happy lately.
- Damon: Does he get tired? Being so righteous?
- Elena: *smirks* It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
- Damon: Ouch! Well consider this psychopath’s feeling hurt.
- Elena: What did you do to my brother?
- Damon: I’mma need a less vague question…
- Lexi: Ah. The famous Elena.
- Elena: Towel girl.
- Lexi: I’ve been called worse. Here.
- [Lexi hands Elena a shot of alcohol]
- Elena: I didn’t know that you guys could drink.
- Lexi: Oh, yeah. It helps curb the cravings. But… makes for a lot of lushy vamps.
- Elena: You know, I’ve never seen Stefan drunk. He always seems so…
- Lexi: Uptight?
- Elena: Yeah.
- Lexi: Yeah.
- Elena: But not with you.
- Lexi: Well, that’s the benefit of knowing someone for over a hundred years. You can just be yourself.
- Elena: Yeah, he can’t be himself with me.
- Lexi: Well, not yet. The first step was him telling you. The rest comes with time.
- Elena: You seem so sure.
- Lexi: The love of my life was human. He went through what I imagine you’re going through: denial, anger, et cetera. But at the end of the day, love really did conquer all.
- Elena: I’m scared…
- Lexi: But you’re here. ‘Cause you’re crazy about him. I get, okay? I mean.. what’s not to love?
- Lexi: When it’s real, you can’t walk away.
- Stefan: You came…
- Elena: I couldn’t miss your hundredth and.. whatever birthday.
- Caroline: Am I shallow?
- Matt: Is that a trick question?
- Caroline: I’m shallow. I am worst than shallow. I’m a kiddie pool.
- Caroline: Yeah, I wanna be deep. I wanna be like.. the abyss deep.
- Matt: No offense, Car but.. deep’s really not your scene.
- Damon: I have a diabolical master plan.
- Lexi: What is it?
- Damon: Well if I told you it wouldn’t be very diabolical now, would it?
- Elena: Stefan, Stefan….
- Stefan: He killed her. He killed Zach. He killed Tanner. He turned Vicki. I have to kill him.
- Elena: No. You can’t do that.
- Stefan: Why are you trying to save him? He’s never gonna change. Don’t you see that? He’s never gonna change.
- Elena: I’m not trying to save him. I’m trying to save you. You have no idea what this will do to you. Please, Stefan.
- Stefan: Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows me. No more.
- Elena: Please. Please, just talk to me. Let me be here for you. Talk to me.
- Stefan: You were right to stay away from me.
- Damon: Come on. I did this for you to get them off our trail.
- Stefan: You never do anything for anyone but yourself.
- Damon: You missed.
- Stefan: You saved my life. I’m sparing yours. We’re even. And now we’re done.
- Damon: Rise and shine! You’ll be late for school!
- Stefan: What are you — what are you doing?
- Damon: Peace offering. (Lifts a cup) C’mon, you need it for blood circulation. It does dead flesh good.
(Stefan looks at him in silence)
- Damon: Alright, I’m sorry.
- Stefan: Step aside, please.
- Damon: I got the town off our back. It was for the greater good — but I’m sorry. And to prove it, I’m not going to feed on a human. For at least a … week. I’ll adopt the Stefan diet. Only nothing with feathers.
- Stefan: (Mimicking Damon) Because I realize that killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil, and yet, somehow, it’s worthy of humor.
- Damon: Are you mimicking me?
- Stefan: (Mimicking Damon) Yes, Stefan. Now that the secret society of vampire haters is off our back, I can go back to my routine of how can I destroy Stefan’s life this week.
- Damon: (Mimicking Stefan) And I can go back to sulking and Elena-longing and forehead-brooding. (In his own voice) This is fun. I like this.
- Stefan: (Mimicking Damon) And I, will finally reveal the ulterior motive behind my evil and diabolical return to Mystic Falls.
- Damon
Pause) Yeah. I’m done. (Mimicking Stefan). This is so like you Damon — always have to have the last word.
