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Stefan: Anna took Elena.
Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.
 

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Stefan: You know, all I can remember is hating you. There might have been a time when that was different, but your choices have erased anything good about you. But see, I also know that you have just as much reason to hate me. This all began with me. Katherine got taken away from you, because of me. And I’m sorry.
Damon: Apology accepted.

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Damon: I mean this sincerely. I hope Elena dies.

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Anna: Elena gilbert. You really are Katherine’s doppelganger. You must have the salvatore boys reeling.

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Caroline: So I have a speech. It is fully scripted and well-rehearsed. Are you ready for it?
Matt: You wrote a speech?
Caroline: Yes. It’s a “you kissed me and I don’t want things to be weird” speech. It’s pre-emptive.

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Caroline: So I know that you don’t think that this is going to work out between us. I just want to let you know that right here and right now, I’m offering you an out. Like an escape clause.
Matt: Why are you giving me an escape clause?
Caroline: I don’t want to make assumptions about what it is we are doing here.
Got it.
Caroline: So, if you would like to exercise it, just let me know.
Matt: I’m good, but thanks.

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Damon: You have quite an opinion for someone who doesn’t know me.

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Sheila Bennett: I am not Bonnie. You don’t want to mess with me.

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Anna: No one I know wants to see that girl again. Except Damon,the lovestruck idiot.

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Anna: I think we’ll skip The dead mom bonding so you can start serving a purpose.
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Jeremy: You’re fun, and you’re also kind of strange and lurky, but, uh, I guess I like that, too.

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Damon: Stefan will come after you, you know that. For messing with Elena.

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Anna: God, it’s like 1864 all over again. You salvatores are truly pathetic when it comes to women.

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Bonnie: He doesn’t deserve to get what he wants.

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Stefan: We double cross him. So now he’s angry.
Elena: He’s hurt. There’s a difference.

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Damon: Fool me once, shame on you.

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Elena (to Damon): You and I… We have something. An understanding. And I know that my betrayal hurt you, different from how it is with you and Stefan, but I’m promising you this now, I’ll help you get Katherine back.
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Damon: I didn’t compel you in atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real.

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Damon: I’m trusting you. Don’t make me regret it.

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Damon: Admit it- You can’t wait to get rid of me.
Stefan: I can’t wait to get rid of you.

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Caroline: I want this to work. And I’m scared that you’re going to change your mind and you’re not going to want it. I don’t want to mess it up.

Matt: I don’t want to mess it up, either.

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Anna: She knew where you were, Damon. She didn’t care… Sorry.