Quotes- Miss Mystic Falls
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- Stefan: I woke up this morning and I was feeling great and I figured it was time for me to get back in to things.
- Elena: Does that mean you’re okay, now, with all the cravings?
- Stefan: Yeah. I mean, the worst part is over, so now all I want to do is spend as much time with you as possible!
- John: I think we’ll make a good team. Don’t you, Damon?
- Damon: John, whatever I can do to help keep this town safe… even if it means spending time with you.
- Alaric: This week we’re gonna set aside our regular curriculum for a lesson in local history, as we approach Founder’s Day. Apparently, the community leaders feel that’s more important than World War II. But, hey, what do I know?
- Damon: You’re playing house with half of a tomb of really pissed off vampires. What did you think was going to happen?
- Anna: My mom is devastated. They tried to overthrow her.
- Damon: Why isn’t she here, telling me this?
- Anna: She doesn’t really do apologies.
- Damon: Well, that’s a coincidence, ’cause I don’t do forgiveness.
- Stefan: You’re making small talk. Why?
- Damon: You seem awfully chipper, lately… Less doom and gloom… A little more pep in your step!
- Damon: Stefan, let’s be serious for a second. You spent the last century and a half being a poster child for Prozac, and now you expect me to believe that this new you has nothing to do with human blood… Nothing!
- Stefan: I’m clean.
- Damon: You’re lying!
- Stefan: Believe what you want.
- Damon: Just remember, we’re trying to keep a low profile. Why don’t you just walk up to Sheriff Forbes and ask her to tap a vein?
- Stefan: Have my actions negatively impacted you? I can’t imagine what that must feel like.
- Caroline: I’m on the M.F. beautification committee. I volunteer at the rec center soup kitchen.
- Elena: I recognize that I haven’t been as involved, this year, as I used to be.
- Caroline: I implemented this year’s Go Green campaign at school.
- Elena: I’ve been distracted and I let a lot of things slide.
- A Girl: I don’t think it’s wrong for me to win two years in a row.
- Amber Bradley: I was surprised to have been selected, since I’m not from one of the founding families.
- Elena: … that I’m aware of what an honor this is, and I want you to know that I take it seriously.
- Caroline: … worked with the county’s recycling program and was in charge of the policemen’s yearly raffle.
- Tina Fell: … just because my D.U.I. made my community service mandatory, doesn’t mean that I was any less committed.
- Elena: … this was really important to my mother. She believed in community, family, honor, and loyalty. It’s the legacy she left for me.
- John: Hey, partner!
- Damon: What do you want?
- John: You haven’t returned any of my calls.
- Damon: Most people would take that as a hint.
- John: I’ll tell the entire council what you are.
- Damon: Go for it! I’ll kill every last one of them. Then I’ll sever your hand, pull your ring off, and I’ll kill you, too!
- Elena: This is ridiculous.
- Stefan: You’re only saying that because you don’t know how to do it.
- Elena: Sorry. Only one of us was around when the dance was invented.
- Stefan: Ouch!
- Mrs. Lockwood: No! No! There’s no touching during this part. It’s about the simple intimacy of the ‘near touch.
- Stefan: If you ask me, the ‘near touch’ is over-rated!
- Caroline: And Amber Bradley is only on the court so the pageant doesn’t look like it’s founding families only, which, of course, it is. So that leaves Elena, and she totally has the sympathy vote, since her parents died. How can I compete with that?
- Bonnie: Very nice. Very sensitive.
- Anna: I remember this event from 1864. I was supposed to enter before everything happened.
- Damon: Ah… Nostalgia’s a bitch!
- Damon (to Elena): He has no idea what normal is. His entire existence isn’t normal. Normal to a vampire is drinking human blood, but he’s spent all this time fighting it, when he should have been learning how to control it. And now it’s controlling him, instead!
- Stefan: What’s going on in here?
- Damon: Just filling Elena in on your extra curricular activities.
- Stefan: What are you talking about?
- Elena: I know about the blood, Stefan.
- Damon: I’m gonna… I’ll be downstairs… drinking!
- Anna: You were basically using me to turn you into a vampire so you could be with someone else.
- Jeremy: No, I wasn’t using you.
- Anna: Really? Then, how would you like to define it?
- Jeremy: [scoffs] I don’t think it’s any worse than becoming friends with me so we could give your mother my blood.
- Anna: How do you know that?
- Jeremy: It’s not important.
- Anna: Seriously, Jeremy. What do you know?
- Jeremy: Everything. I know everything.
- Jeremy: There’s a part of me that’s so angry that she covered up what happened to Vicki and erased my memory, but there’s also this other part of me, that’s glad. I don’t want to remember Vicki like that.
- Anna: As a monster?
- Jeremy: No. As someone who wanted to hurt me.
- Anna: When I met you, you were just a part of my plan to get my mother back, but then things changed… all the time we spent together. I would never do anything to hurt you… not now. You know that, right?
- Stefan: I’m sorry. I’m not very good to be around, right now. I’m a little bit on edge. I’ve been drinking the human stuff, and it’s really screwing with my head. She knows now! She wasn’t supposed to find out! I didn’t want her to find out! Now everything’s ruined!
- Amber: You seem sad.
- Stefan: I’m not sad… I’m freakin’ hungry!
- Stefan: I don’t hurt people. I don’t do that. I’m the good brother.
- Amber: Do you want to hurt me?
- Stefan: I want to kill you! I want to rip in to your skin and then I want to feed on your blood. Under your skin… pulsating, flowing… your carotid artery… right there… If you puncture this, just right, you can control the blood flow. Takes practice, but it doesn’t have to make a mess. You don’t have to waste any.
- Amber: What’s stopping you?
- Stefan: If I do this… If I give in, there’s no going back.
- Damon: Alright… Now this is getting weird!
- Anna: We’re here to talk.
- Damon:”Not in the mood! Today’s been a no good, very bad day!
- Stefan: You shouldn’t be here.
- Elena: I know.
- Stefan: Now you know.
- Elena: That wasn’t you.
- Stefan: Oh… That was absolutely me… a monster… a predator. That’s who I am Elena!
- Elena: That’s what the blood makes you.
- Stefan: The blood brings out what’s inside of me, and if you think any differently, then you’re an idiot!
- Elena: I know this isn’t you, Stefan.
- Damon: Sure you wanna do this?
- Elena: I’m sure.
- Damon: There’s no guarantee this is gonna work.
- Elena: It has to.
- Damon: Coming?
- Elena: I’m gonna stay here.
