Quotes- There Goes the Neighborhood

Anna (talking to newly released vampires): There are over one hundred and fifty channels. It’s called a remote control.

Stefan: Have you thought any more about what you’re going to do?

Elena: About what? Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who’s related to my vampire ancestor Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother? Nah,… I haven’t thought about it at all.

Stefan: I’m sorry I brought it up.

Elena: It’d just be nice if we could get through one day without having to deal with any of it. No vampire mother, or brother.

Stefan: No vampires at all?

Elena: No vampires, but you.

Matt: We can watch a movie at my place.

Caroline: With your mom and a six pack?

Matt: You know… You don’t really help the situation. You could always try to be nice.

Caroline: Oh, I’m sorry. It’s hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. I’m not that evolved.

Pearl (talking to Harper): The keypad is for texting, which is what you do when you want to avoid talking to someone.

Damon: What exactly are you trying to achieve?

Pearl: Mystic Falls is our home, Damon. They took that from us. Our land, our home. It’s time we rebuild.

Damon: What are you crazy? It was 1864. Wake up, woman. The world has moved on.

Pearl (talking to Damon): I have four hundred years on you, little boy. I’ll rip you from limb to limb without even blinking and you know it.

Elena: Have you ever even been on a double date before?

Stefan: Oh, absolutely. ’72, Hef and the twins.

Elena: What?

Stefan: Yeah… playmates. I got Miss June.

Jenna: Don’t be grumpy. It can’t be that bad.

Damon: You’d be surprised. My primary reason for existence has abandoned me and after today’s events, the remains of the shaky ground that I walk on are about to go kaboom. Let’s get hammered.

Jenna: Hide. We’re not here.

Kelly: Why? Where’d we go?

Jenna: Children under our care. Five o’clock.

Matt: Is there anything you’re not good at?”

Stefan: Double dating. This is all kind of new to me. I usually keep to myself. I don’t always fit in.

Matt: That’s because you’re that guy.

Stefan: What guy?

Matt: The guy who seems like he has everything, so the people that don’t kind of run the other way.

Stefan: Is that what I seem like?

Matt: Pretty much.

Stefan: Hmm… What a dick!

Caroline (at the Salvatore boarding house): This is much better than watching Damon visit cougartown.

Frederick: Vervain… making it hard to find something to eat in this town.

Stefan: I remember them from 1864. They were in the tomb.

Damon: Yeah… About that.

Matt: Do you know what I was doing tonight, Mom? I was having fun, you know, trying to forget about all the crap that I have to deal with everyday. Just enjoying a night with my friends. And then, there you are, wasted at the bar – where I work, by the way, to pay the bills that you don’t pay. And then you’re off acting like a freakin’ kid, hooking up with some guy half your age. I’m the kid, Mom. You’re supposed to be responsible for me.

Elena: How was your night?

Jeremy: Ah… Same old. Same old… You?

Elena: Yep.

Anna: How did you know?

Jeremy: I knew this girl. Vicki. She was attacked by an animal, a bite to the neck. She started acting crazy, weird, and it seemed like drugs, but then you showed me those articles. And then I saw your face and how it changed the night in the cemetery when I kissed you.

Anna: You know you can’t tell anyone, right?

Jeremy: Who would believe me?

Anna: You’d be surprised.

Jeremy: Why didn’t you kill me?

Anna: I don’t know. Maybe I’m a sucker for guys like you.

Jeremy: Like what?

Anna: Lost. Why would you confront me about it? Why would you risk it?

Jeremy: Because if it was true, maybe it’s true about Vicki. And also because I want you to turn me.

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