Quotes- Unpleasantville
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Caroline: It’s just a drizzle.
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Elena: You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.
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Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.
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Jeremy: I’m stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.
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Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn’t. If i wanted to i would have. Does that not count for anything?
Bonnie: You know i can create fires with my mind. Fires kill vampires right? Just stay the hell away from me!
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Alaric: First person account of the Civil War? That’s like porn for a history teacher.
Jeremy: You think my essay is creative wait until you get a hold of this thing.
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Damon: You’re pathetic when your fishing.
Stefan: And you’re transparant when you’re deflecting.
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Alaric: (To Damon) Can i get you a drink? I hear the punch is the real boss.
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Caroline: What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?
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Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.
