3- Bad Moon Rising
Damon: If werewolves exist, then where the hell are they?
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Damon: If this wolf man thing is true, I’ve seen enough movies to know its not good. It means Mason Lockwood is a real life Lon Chaney and that little Tyler punk very well may be a Lon Chaney Junior; which means Bela Lugosi, meaning me, is totally screwed.
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Stefan: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Elena: Which part? Digging through my mother’s life work? Or going to ‘Duke’ with Damon?
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Stefan to Elena: Call me if you need anything.
Damon: Oh, I’ll take a good care of her.
*Elena eye him and then kiss Stefan deliberately*
Damon: Okay, time to go.
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Stefan (to Bonnie about a Daywalker ring): You know how to drop vampires with a single look. I think you can figure it out.
Bonnie: Caroline killed someone Stefan. I can’t make it easy for her to do it again.
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Caroline: I don’t get to choose the ring I have to wear the rest of my life?
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Caroline: Do you really think I meant to kill that guy at the carnival?
Bonnie: He’s still dead. Now do you want me to cast the spell or not?
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Damon: You know? This whole pretending to hate me thing is getting really silly.
Alaric: I don’t think she’s pretending. You did kill her brother.
Damon: There is a huge asterisk next to that statement: he came back to life.
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Damon: That bitch is dead.
Elena: You are not gonna kill her.
Damon: Watch me.
Elena: You touch her, and I swear I’ll never speak to you again.
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Elena: I’m Elena Gilbert. Isobel’s daughter, and decedent from Katherine Pierce. And this Damon Salvatore who you just shot.
Damon: I’d be extra nice to me right now.
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Vanessa: Doppelgangers usually torment the people they look like, trying to undo their lives. It’s not exactly uplifting.
Elena: And more things we already know
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Caroline: Isn’t killing cute defenseless animals the first step to becoming a serial killer?
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Caroline (to Stefan): So, you’re saying that now I’m basically an insecure neurotic control freak on crack.
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Caroline: Why are you looking at him with your Serious Vampire look? It’s different from your Worried Vampire look. Neither of which strays too far from your Hey It’s Tuesday look.
Stefan: You think I’m too serious. Is that it?
Caroline: I mean I wasn’t going to say it like that.
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Caroline: Go find somebody single to stalk, Amy.
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Damon: If you wanna see me naked, all you have to do is ask.
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Elena: Friends don’t manipulate friends. They help each other.
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Elena: According to a legend: A Werewolf bite can kill a vampire.
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Amy: I’m not really even sure why I was flirting with you. I like Matt.
Tyler: Ouch!
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Damon: Katherine originally came from Europe. Petrova was her real name. *Sexy accent* Katerina Petrova to be exact.
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Damon: You have every right to hate me, I understand. You hated me before and we became friends. It would suck if that was gone forever. Am I lost u forever?
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Elena: And the answer for your question about our friend-ship is Yes. You have lost me forever.
Damon: You knew that already, didn’t you? You used me today..
Elena: You had information about Katherine that I needed to know.
Damon: I thought “Friends don’t manipulate friends”. You and Katherine have a lot more in common than just your looks.
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Caroline: Elena?
Katherine: Nope. Try again.
Caroline: Katherine.
Katherine: Don’t be frightened. We’re gonna have so much fun together.
