6-Plan B
Damon: If we start believing in some supernatural witchy-woo from a picture book we’re idiots. Who has the stone now?
Jeremy: Tyler.
Damon: Can you get it?
Jeremy: Yeah.
Damon: See, now your whole life has purpose.
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Stefan: Elena and I are taking a pause.
Jenna: That’s not what it sounded like this morning.
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Bonnie to Elena: I know where I stand, Elena. And I know where you stand. But where do we stand?
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Mason: Hey, Stefan. I wasn’t expecting you here. Or anywhere.
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Tyler (to Matt): You know what I think of Caroline Forbes. She’s an insecure, neurotic, bitchy little twit. But the girl’s got heart. She means well. You’ve just got to take the good with the bad sometimes.
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Damon: Let’s talk about that little witching junior thing you do to me. You know the fun one where my brain bursts into flames. What is that?
Bonnie: That’s me giving you an aneurysm. Your blood vessels go pop. But you heal quickly. So I do it over and over again.
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Damon [to Mason]: I was afraid you were gonna be some beast master with no affinity for pain.
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Caroline to Liz: With any luck, you’ll be freshly compelled and back in your own bed tonight.
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Caroline: As usual you don’t care. Got it. Just like before I was a vampire. It’s not like I died or anything.
Sheriff Liz Forbes: Are you really dead?
Caroline: Yes and no.
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Elena to Jeremy: There’s Damon and whoever Damon is using, and those people always end up dead.
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Damon to Stefan: Mason Lockwood? Werewolf thing aside, the guy’s a surfer.
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Caroline (to her mother): On a healthy diet I can control it. I’m getting better at it. I’m better than Stefan. He’s a bit of a problem drinker. A blood-a-holic.
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Damon to Mason: I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.
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Sheriff Liz Forbes (to Caroline): You don’t have to take my memories way. I’ll keep your secret.
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Damon [to Mason]: Katherine will only rip your heart out. Let me do it for her.
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Elena: I’ve been so selfish because I love you so much. And I know how much you love me. But it’s over. Stefan, it has to be.
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Katherine (to a dazed Matt): I need a werewolf. I’ve lost the one that I had.
